Wednesday, September 3, 2008

"Welcome back, folks!"

You know what really pisses me off? Watching a TV talk-show… and after about 12 minutes of meandering yakking & product placements, the program goes to a commercial break. Then, after two minutes of dopey advertisements, the TV host says, “Welcome back!” Hey, asshole: I didn’t leave! I was here the whole fuckin’ time! I was watching your stupid commercials! YOU left – not ME. Who’s kidding who here?

-JKD

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