Mexican anal sex

Of ALL the countries in the world, I’ll bet that Mexico has the lowest level of anal sex amongst married couples. Why? Simple logic, my friend: Most Mexicans are Catholic, and the Catholic Church strictly prohibits ANY sexual activity that cannot lead to conception – which obviously includes anal sex. Second of all, sexual activity in a windy, sandy climate like Mexico is never a good idea, particularly when it involves orifices that aren’t naturally lubricated. And finally… would YOU want to fuck someone up the ass who habitually eats large quantities of refried beans, jalapenos, and onions? Fuck no!

Jesus Christ, anal sex with a Mexican must be like going spelunking in a septic tank.

-JKD