Friday, September 19, 2008

Drunk driving

When it comes to the Drunk Driving epidemic that’s absolutely wreaking HAVOC on our nation, some people blame the individual drunk driver for getting behind the wheel & putting us all at risk. Others blame the bartenders for getting their patrons drunk and turning a blind eye to the carnage. And some even blame society itself for its cultural acceptance of dangerous, inebriating agents.

Personally, I blame the other cars, for looking all blurry. And the highways, for spinning around and making me all nauseous.

Come on, science: let’s have a solution already.

-JKD

No comments: