Friday, September 12, 2008

Drunk driving and drunk dating

Have you ever driven your car COMPLETELY drunk, swerved over to one of those blue drop-off mailboxes, and tried to order yourself a Big Mac and fries? Yeah… that doesn’t impress your date too much, does it? That’s usually when she jumps out of the car and threatens to shoot you with her mace.

Hey, it’s an honest mistake, ladies. Lighten up.

-JKD

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