A lot of Christians think the Second Coming – which is, of course, the return of Jesus Christ to earth – is juuuust around the corner. Well… what makes you think Jesus is coming back? Because he PROMISED he would? Yeah, but that was before a bunch of locals nailed him to a big fuckin’ stick. That’s not very hospitable. Shit, I won’t even return to a restaurant if they overcook my hamburger – so trust me, I certainly wouldn’t return to a planet if they drove nails through my hands and propped me up on a big wooden stake.
Those are the sort of things that MIGHT cause me to seriously reevaluate my travel plans. Y’know what I mean?
-JKD
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