I’m not a big fan of the Army’s “An Army of One” or “Army Strong” slogans. They’re not necessary. If the Army wants to attract recruits, all they have to do is be honest: “Join the Army! Babes dig guys in uniforms AND you get to kill people who look different than you! Plus, if you ever get arrested, you can tout your ‘military service’ and receive a lighter sentence! Pussy, guns and partial legal immunity: That’s today’s United States Army.”
A little honesty goes a long way.
One last military thought: The Navy Seals and the Green Berets are the two most prestigious military units in the United States Armed Services. One is named after a blubbery, fat Arctic mammal… and the other after a faggoty French hat. Good going, fellows.
-JKD
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