Tuesday, October 21, 2008

Smokers versus Fat Fucks

It’s become fashionable lately to bash smokers. In fact, some government agencies and private companies flatly REFUSE to hire ANYONE who smokes. I don’t agree with this – and everything being equal, I’d MUCH rather work with a nicotine-junkie than a big Fat Fuck. Smokers tend to be risk takers and thrill seekers, full of entertaining stories about sex, booze, and run-ins with law enforcement. Fat Fucks are boring and pathetic – always whining about their appearance, the dearth of well-fitting clothes, and all their various health difficulties. Plus, they crank the fuckin’ air conditioning up until your teeth chatter & your balls freeze off.

Shit, smokers might not possess a particularly pleasing personal aroma, but at least they don’t recreate the Arctic climate in the work-zone.

-JKD

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