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Thursday, August 28, 2008
72 virgins
Islam promises its martyrs 72 virgins when they die. So, if you manage to fuck MORE than 72 virgins BEFORE you die, you’re actually ahead of the curve. Just something to think about.
Johnny “Knucklefish” David is arguably the single greatest American of all time, and reluctantly joined the online blogging community on August 25, 2008. He earned his unusual nickname as an amateur boxer in Brooklyn, New York when legendary gym trainer Tony “Ribbons” Rizzuto noted that when Johnny connects with his knuckles, the opponent “sleeps wid da fishes.”
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