Diarrhea should not be called the runs; it should be called the sits. ‘Cause when you’ve got diarrhea, you’re not gonna be doing much running, but you’re sure as hell gonna be doing a LOT of sitting. Speaking of which, have you ever had really, REALLY bad diarrhea? And after you took a particularly explosive shit, you lift the toilet seat up – and you somehow managed to get little dots of shit under the seat?
That always impresses me… that my shit could be so powerful, it actually comes in TWO directions.
-JKD
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